slang internet talk

lmao  -laugh my ass off
lol   -laugh out loud
wtf   -what the fuck
ftw   -fuck the what
wth   -what the hell
thx   -thanks
ty    -thank you
np    -no problem
@$$   -ass
@#$%  -curse word
pos   -parent over shoulder
pir   -parent in room
plp   -people
wat   -what
cya   -see ya
brb   -be right back
brt   -be right there
otw   -out the way
gf    -girl friend
bf    -best friends/boyfriend
bff   -best friends forever
gff   -girl friends forever
gtfo  -get the fuck out
stfu  -shut the fuck up